Voicemail
1991 – 2026 · Texarkana, TX/AR
Told callers their business was important, then kept them from reaching anyone who could prove it.
Preceded in death by Auto-Attendant, remembered for: "Please listen carefully to the following menu options."
Survived by no one who will miss it. Roughly seven in ten callers left before it could finish its greeting.
Services will not be held. The phone is being answered now.
In lieu of flowers, forward your calls to Em.
Also departed: CDs, 1982–2024 · DVDs, 1995–2025 · Cable TV, 1972–2026 · Shopping Malls, 1956–2026





